i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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