Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I don't think brook has ever known best
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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