I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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