I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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