A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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