So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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