Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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