We're like a lot better than the average bears
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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