garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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