Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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