It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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