naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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