i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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