He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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