their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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