the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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