Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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