Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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