So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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