the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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