I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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