The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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