Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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only you would photoshop your dick
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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