That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.