Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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I keeping finding meatballs in random places
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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