i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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