I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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