this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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