Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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