I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Never let your siblings swipe right.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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