i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I touched a dick in church today
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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