girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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