Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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