ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
i've created a new STD.
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
My breath smells like gin and sadness
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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