covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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