accomplished twins. life is a go
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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