I cockslap morals
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
So apparently I’m into choking now
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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