How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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