try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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