@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
how does that bad decision feel?
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