why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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