Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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