Her vagina should come with caution tape.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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