sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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