why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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