Its about making memories worth repressing
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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