Sry I called you an 8
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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