I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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