the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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