Someone shit on the floor
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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