I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
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I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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