haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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