Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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