It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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