In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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