I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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